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2002-06-09/ genghis khan, MD: 'this man has been MURDERED!' man: 'what are you talking about? i just have a rash!'


fuh fuh fuh fooook. i can't seem to stop dropping my BELOVED television control. maybe that is why it don't work so good no more.

OH SO EXCITING! YUM, DAMMIT!

i cleaned my rheum today, hooray! i figured, ya know, once the ants started trooping in to eat those few sunflower seeds i dropped on the floor, it was time. yay! and i have thrown away stuff. wheeee. and. i need to get rid of some of my erraneous toys, so... maybe some of those katpackages i have promised to send will get sent soon. eh.

(i make promises and don't keep them. damn me!)

whirrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR...

i also hung up my clothing, which never happens... wow... and i don't have a dresser in which to wantonly stuff my clothes, so if i don't hang them up, on the floor they stay :D heeeee.

OH HOW BREATHTAKINGLY, AMAZINGLY FUN-FILLED! YAAAAAAY!!!

i am cynical, no?

ummm... what? you wish to know which albums of music songs i played in my adorable blue stereo whilst killing ants with a soda bottle cap? welllll... NO! aw, ise just kiddin'. i listened to poe, beck, ben folds five, marilyn manson, and tori amos. there. then i turned the television on to cartoon network and witnessed a horrendous piece of shit called 'scooby doo and the reluctant werewolf'.

BOy. i'm an idiot.

9:29 p.m.
kat*~

2002-06-08/ mothers are trails on stars in the night. fathers are black holes that suck up the light.


ohmygod, a character on 'catdog' just quoted the ramones. shee.
anyway. ummm another bit of geekiness - according to quizzes i have just taken, i act like i am fifteen, i am the portrait of an american family Mariloon, and if i was a stupid online quiz, i would be the "which anime or clique online comic character are you?" quiz. yay.

the demon known as my niece has been screaming all afternoon. first because she didn't want to take a nap, then because she shit all over herself and didn't tell anyone and then had to take a shower, and now because she put food on the floor or something and my idiot father (who is an ogre anyway, so i forgive a couple decibels of this screaming) yelled at her about it.

um.

don't ya just love life, kat? aw, hells yeah, muthafukkah.

but no! didn't i just have something positive in my head i was going to put here? i did, i thought i did! **rummages around** i can't find it. oh well. eat my usual brand-x bitterness instead, then. foo.

5:29 p.m. E
kat*~





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