DEADPANLAND'S DIARY

03/03/2021 let the skin peel, let the bones dry
01/09/2021 BREAK YER BONES
01/04/2021 dawls
12/06/2020 RECORDS ALBUMSSSS
11/27/2020 watch!! as i do nothing.
11/03/2020 ifyou'resosmart,explainthis,clarissa!
10/27/2020 goodnight goodnight sweet baby
10/21/2020 lying awake in my hospital room
10/11/2020 good morning
09/27/2020 allow me to yawn my head off.
09/26/2020 i want to be the ------- with the most cake.
09/21/2020 wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?
09/18/2020 scream if you're with me
09/15/2020 a boring child, sweating like a horse.
09/10/2020 it's called a HILT, kat.
09/08/2020 i never pronounce the "g" on the end of words.
09/02/2020 this leads up to a whole bunch of nuthin'.
08/25/2020 i really love dolls, y'all.
08/23/2020 glimmering
08/21/2020 what a world, what a world
08/19/2020 in which the person talks about their entire self.
08/18/2020 oh dear god. dearest god. god, my homeboy. bleh
08/16/2020 gribblefritz
07/28/2020 HEY DIARYLAND I LOVE YOU
10/01/2012 sekai ichi no otoko to yobareru tameni
06/13/2006 y helo thar
02/07/2006 sekai jiyuu ga TRAMPREEN
06/21/2005 very well. i'll love you and then eat you.
05/06/2005 blib
04/07/2005 it continues.
03/04/2005 OMG HEADING.
11/24/2004 happy day.
11/20/2004 :C
10/27/2004 a to-do list.
10/07/2004 krakatoa
09/23/2004 in the land of submarines
09/20/2004 shalom.
08/31/2004 nyurr nyahh nyii neh.
07/14/2004 oh yoshimi. they don't believe me.
06/23/2004 EBAY MOFO
06/01/2004 grain of sand 21 hands
05/21/2004 x-posting!
05/15/2004 click.
05/11/2004 bleh.
05/07/2004 blooogh
04/25/2004 blahblah ramblies!
04/24/2004 bastard.
04/10/2004 i'm a MEAN motherfucker, gonna eat your daddy's pussy TONIIIIIGHT!
04/07/2004 lazyass!
03/09/2004 'that sock baby.. is a sockbaby JESUS. socksaviour to the SOCKPEOPLE! and i'm gonna TAKE IT!'
03/01/2004 boom.
02/22/2004 break my bones.
01/23/2004 swayt jaysus!
01/04/2004 there's that blasted f-word again.
12/24/2003 cold wives and mistreses
12/09/2003 alack alas alors
12/02/2003 what?
11/10/2003 and oh yes.
11/09/2003 whatever.
11/05/2003 fuck off kat.
11/04/2003 get it over with already.
10/22/03 we sat in a circle all holding hands
10/19/2003 poly-morpheus
10/18/03 of laziness.
10/12/03 of artistic frustration.
10/8/03 this entry replaced by a long shriek.
10/1/03 YUCK
9/27/03 too ambitious to ever accomplish anything.
9/20/03 what the fuck are you on about child??
9/9/03 ohhh ho ho my children.
9/3/03 jesus loves me this i know
8/26/03 poopy doo.
8/25/03 oh and...
8/25/03 oh fuck, i'm depressed again.
8/19/03 HOTDAMN
8/17/03 hooray! decay!
7/31/03 good for nothing but being everything that's bad
7/29/03 build me up buttercup
7/22/03 **cough**
7/17/03 lala lala lalaaa lala ladadadowww
7/05/03 drunken punchup at a wedding
7/04/03 we're rotten fruit
7/02/03 things to live for!
6/30/03 **shrug**
6/28/03 i sure do hate... stuff.
6/26/03 IN YO FACE SUCKA!
6/20/03 like OMG!!!11!1one
6/13/03 set fashion not follow
6/11/03 there might be something wrong with us.
6/8/03 get away from me.
5/27/03 maybe we're all insane.
05/25/2003 lawd a mercy, i loves that man.
5/22/03 i've lost a full third of my power.
5/17/03 obsessional coffee high
5/13/03 my back hurts.
5/1/03 i love sesshoumaru.
4/24/03 did i mention that i am HAPPY?!
4/21/03 men and dogs=satan
4/18/03 and... yeah.
4/18/03 but then...
4/18/03 relax.
4/11/03 stuck.
4/5/03 pain
4/02/03 it's too early.
3/30/03 i'm a fountain of blood, in the shape of a girl
3/26/03 i'm going to die.
3/22/03 war is over.
3/12/03 do i know you? HUH?!
3/2/03 fuck! what the fucking fuck? fuck.
2/27/03 bitch and moan and grumble and cry.
2/16/03 i'm okay; how are you?
2/15/03 thanks for asking, thanks for asking.
2/9/03 count the many times that i say FUCK in this entry.
2/5/03 kill me now! KILL ME NOW!
1/29/03 star wars AND jaws..
1/26/03 jason says i should update.
1/18/03 the pjaegjr is mine.
1/14/03 brends, tomi, fat.
1/11/03 art and school... wish i could remove the 'and'...
1/6/03 white-a wall white-a wall white-a wall plaster
1/5/03 and oh yeah...
1/5/03 da niblets... da niblets...
1/5/03 my brain hurts.
01/04/03 DUDE!
12/30/02 ponderful.
12/28/02 baby got back
12/25/02 happy goddamned holidays.
12/23/02 kat the animal lover
12/12/02 i want a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and a...
12/7/02 i'm very scared right now.
12/03/02 art is just one letter away from what most people's opinions of it smell like.
11/30/02 meh.
11/24/02 huh huh huh... SHY-neee...
11/20/02 various shit...
11/19/02 a small reminder
11/9/02 working on it made me retarded... brutally retarded.
11/8/02 let's go up to the lobby and have ourselves a snack.
11/8/02 My Diaryland Trading Card
11/6/02 makin' homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream
10/28/02 dumb like a mOose
10/21/02 FUCK YOOZ, PIMP DADDY! bring on da weenies filled with cheez!
10/16/02 soydogs are a girl's best friends
10/13/02 in which she yells at one of the people in her head.
10/10/02 "i like to say quark. quark quark quark quark quark." "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
10/6/02 i prefer silver.
10/3/02 no one here makes it out alive
10/1/02 come on fang... let's dance!
9/29/02 did i ever tell you that my cousin is the bluebird of happiness?
9/27/02 we want to give you the courage to go a different way.
9/23/02 brrrraaaaaaaiiinnnssssssss...
9/21/02 aneurism.
9/18/02 eek.
9/17/02 goodnight t.v.
9/16/02 pulled teeth! **crack snap**
2002-09-12 deelishus brominated vegetable oil.
2002-09-11 i am very goffic.
2002-09-10 i am marshmallow peep. smash my head, please.
2002-09-09 general langour.
2002-09-04 ise famous!
2002-09-03 "yes, we're here to sign up for the bitch list?' 'ohhh, bitches!'
2002-08-28 in the not-so-distant future, somewhere in time and space
2002-08-27 DUH?!
2002-08-26 textbook case for sigmund freud
2002-08-25 I LIKE CHICKENS, you guys!
2002-08-23 radio won't even play my jams
2002-08-21 do this smell?
2002-08-17 move a-side and let the man go through. let the man go through.
2002-08-16 ants in the carpet
2002-08-14 'that's what i do. i invented post-its.'
2002-08-13 so ladies! (yeah?) ladies! (yeah?) do you wanna get in my mercedes? (yeah!)
2002-08-13 i like big butts and i cannot lie!
2002-08-08 holy shit! we're off to see the fuckin' wizard, man!
2002-08-07 the pig accepts meeee!
2002-08-06 to all the girls i've loved before...
2002-08-03 you can never be too rich or too thin.
2002-08-01 i like taquitos! they're like a clown without a head!
2002-07-31 you teenaged BITCH!
2002-07-28 thick as thieves
2002-07-26 in which she gives COOKING ADVICE! MY GOD! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
2002-07-25 i've got laser eyes! and i know what you're thinking! it comes as no surprise! christmas lights are blinking!
2002-07-24 what could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?
2002-07-23 eggy-weggy oh so bright! eggy-weggy... ffuck you, satan! i eat your tuna!
2002-07-22 all that she said was true.
2002-07-21 HOLY FISH BALLOON!
2002-07-20 i'm mad.
2002-07-19 ARG!
2002-07-17 a dream is a wish your heart makes...
2002-07-13 don't say the electric chair's not good enough for king lazybones like myself
2002-07-12 yum-yum-doodle-dum-GODDAMNIT
2002-07-11 now i am in space! surely you are entertained!
2002-07-10 i'm going to prove the impossible really exists...
2002-07-09 she had her skates, didn't need lots of stuff; she didn't need it, but yeah, she still wanted some
2002-07-08 jujubes and pie!!!
2002-07-08 hello, dolly! (oh god, why did i just say that?!)
2002-07-06 she rock mopstyle, and leave the rest
2002-07-05 i'm flying!
2002-07-02 knowledge... draining... brain... poop.
2002-07-01 st. louise is listening.
2002-07-01 rollerboogie, motherfucker, rollerboogie, motherfucker, rollerboogie, motherfucker, rollerboogie, motherfucker...
2002-07-01 HOLY SHIT, KIDS!
2002-06-29 in which she dreams of liquor and once again mentions the staring.
2002-06-28 goddamn this noise inside my head!
2002-06-28 angst? where? what?
2002-06-26 you deny me freshmaker?! I DEMAND TO BE MINTY!
2002-06-25 i used to love the noises i heard in my head...
2002-06-24 cause this is MY united states of whatEVUH!
2002-06-22 mommy's ignoring you, honey.
2002-06-21 omega-town, mail, candy, and skool. rarrrrrr
2002-06-20 sticky wicket.
2002-06-19 tried to kill it all away, but i remember everything
2002-06-17 pity me. pity meeeee.
2002-06-15 la.
2002-06-15 NOT acceptable, library DRONE!
2002-06-12 good evening.
2002-06-12 good morning.
2002-06-11 i-ee am an anti-CHRISTuh, and i-ee am an anarCHISTuh
2002-06-10 fuckin' minty, i tells ya!!
2002-06-09 genghis khan, MD: 'this man has been MURDERED!' man: 'what are you talking about? i just have a rash!'
2002-06-08 mothers are trails on stars in the night. fathers are black holes that suck up the light.
2002-06-06 doo-ty-doo-ty-doo-ty-doo-ty-doo-ty-doo-ty-doo!
2002-06-04 "sometimes i worry about you, kat..."
2002-06-03 if you're so smart, EXPLAIN THIS, CLARISSA! POW!
2002-05-31 addendum.
2002-05-31 mommy! aaaaaargh! sploosh!
2002-05-29 try the stew... eez deelishus...
2002-05-28 still cries at a good film.
2002-05-26 alright, STOP. collaborate and LISten.
2002-05-19 who am i kidding, i'll never build a cat!
2002-05-18 oh, bloody hell.
2002-05-15 so. i like drawing hot girls.
2002-05-15 must've been something i ate...
2002-05-14 KILL IT KILL IT
2002-05-14 postcards. self-portraits. comic books. wooo.
2002-05-14 (a)my,my,my
2002-05-13 yaaaaaaaaayy! braaaaaaains!
2002-05-05 void where prohibited.
2002-05-04 dear COW, is gordie white REALLY GAY?
2002-05-03 meh.
2002-04-29 it's the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine.
2002-04-27 CHICKEN! i'm gonna EAT YOU!
2002-04-26 tell me a story about giant pigs! (another inane, insane entry.)
2002-04-26 sage advice from kat? ummmmm
2002-04-26 i also hate car crashes.
2002-04-24 child-hating, money to fuel my obsessions, and i've got laser eyes, HEY!
2002-04-23 "don't shit in my easter basket."
2002-04-23 damn it.
2002-04-22 i am so fooking fooking fooking hot.
2002-04-19 hate.
2002-04-19 yah, yah, i tink i stepped in soomtin'. oonsa oonsa oonsa oonsa
2002-04-15 aw, gawd, bawb.
2002-04-13 interesting.
2002-04-10 i b da debbil.
2002-04-09 the line from poly that i'll never forget: "well, i'd like to... but i've got these two huge penises growing out of my forehead."
2002-04-08 you don't like waffles?
2002-04-05 the sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a veritable nuclear furnace.
2002-04-04 A bobcat can eat as much chili as he wants but he aint gonna go crappin diamonds!
2002-04-03 shaggy's real name was norville rodgers.
2002-04-02 i accept this award!!!
2002-03-30 me and the squirrel are friends.
2002-03-28 no.
2002-03-11 no, i really do eat live chickens.
2002-03-02 oh shit!
2002-03-02 my entire life in nineteen pictures.
2002-02-23 well that's it then. i'm going to kill myself. yes.
2002-02-21 junk.
2002-02-18 amy, self-portraits, katpackages, money troubles, squeedly spooches.
2002-02-17 what? me obsessed?
2002-02-17 let me just SEETHE with my obsessiveness, thank you.
2002-02-16 dear die-ary,
2002-02-14 i love you all. but i wll devour every last one of you. no... really.
2002-02-12 a few thoughts on the subject by a little... n-nothing.
2002-02-10 clearances are a girl's best friend.
2002-02-08 happiness is a warm gun.
2002-02-05 look, mummy! i'm papageno from "the magic flute"!
2002-02-04 umm... i don't really know what's going on here.
2002-02-03 awww. Mariloon got a kitter cat.
2002-02-02 stop googlin' at meh.
2002-02-01 she walks. she listens to stuff. she feels a bit better.
2002-01-27 she can't wake up.
2002-01-26 LOOKOUT! moonpie.
2002-01-23 pagemaking lust, templates, my various web projects, renewed vigor.
2002-01-23 how doomy this layout be.
2002-01-19 give me back my ZIM.
2002-01-15 i don't think i have to explain.
2002-01-09 sickish. sadish. deadish.
2002-01-06 i'd like to stop vomiting now, please.
2002-01-06 good lord! she has a fACe??? (and birthday cake for Mariloon)
2002-01-03 umm......
2002-01-02 i am a spy moose.
2002-01-01 where she went, what she did, what is happening now.
2001-12-31 weight gain! ketchup packets! sleepovers! makeup!
2001-12-28 she curses, she watches cable television, she gets paid, and she is brilliant, my preciousssssss.
2001-12-26 chrimmah peeps!
2001-12-22 no doubt, dickheads, and advice.
2001-12-21 whIZbang!!!
2001-12-20 scary indeed.
2001-12-17 happy pills and tampons.
2001-12-15 lost tomboyism, site revamping, more cliched gothic depression.
2001-12-14 life with a computer, color schemes, hectic library work.
2001-12-11 nobody loves me, the computer is gone, and i hate everything.
2001-12-04 stupors, corsets, refurbished barbie dolls.
2001-11-30 i had the chance.
2001-11-30 no template making, harry potter, Sainted Fake Cheese, satan worship.
2001-11-23 poetry, depression, the evil grandchild, bracelets again.
2001-11-21 shivering, amy love, bracelets, and chris cornell.
2001-11-20 oh. so. tired. (with nothing to say but rubbish)
2001-11-19 happy nny.
2001-11-17 tour ebay wif kat, who obsesses muchly!!
2001-11-15 uh, waiter; yes, i'd like the pierced breast of lex, please.
2001-11-15 i like the spark.
2001-11-13 isn't it oblivious?
2001-11-12 the dam broke.
2001-11-10 life-weary child. so melodramatic.
2001-10-17 i don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
2001-10-08 i know i'm slipping... i know i'm slipping away...
2001-10-05 please excuse me, i have explosive diarrhea
2001-10-04 that was one hell of a molotov cocktail.
2001-10-01 bitter kitty cemetery ho.
2001-9-29 attention.
2001-6-28 so tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for you-oo-ou
2001-5-17 impossible, you say? not until you have tried snoojy puffs!
2001-3-03 is the anybody going to listen to my story?
2001-1-07 they say jump, you say how high?
2000-12-17 horse piddle.
2000-11-29 fight. fight. fight. fight.
2000-10-14 "well fuck YOU, mr bear!!!"
2000-9-17 and then he pulled a fork out right in FRONT of me!
2001-11-07 raspy empythrees, awefullness, katpackages, human hair paintbrushes.
2001-11-06 hero interrogation & my impromptu haircut
2001-11-04 how i love my rasputina.
2001-11-03 oh, norma jean.
2001-11-02 if only my bed had huge knashing teeth.
2001-10-27 the lesson! ooooooh!!
2001-10-25 GOOOUUUUUUGE!

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	03/03/2021 let the skin peel, let the bones dry 01/09/2021 BREAK YER BONES 01/04/2021 dawls 12/06/2020 RECORDS ALBUMSSSS 11/27/2020 watch!! as i do nothing. 11/03/2020 ifyou'resosmart,explainthis,clarissa! 10/27/2020 goodnight goodnight sweet baby 10/21/2020 lying awake in my hospital room 10/11/2020 good morning 09/27/2020 allow me to yawn my head off. 09/26/2020 i want to be the ------- with the most cake. 09/21/2020 wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too? 09/18/2020 scream if you're with me 09/15/2020 a boring child, sweating like a horse. 09/10/2020 it's called a HILT, kat. 09/08/2020 i never pronounce the "g" on the end of words. 09/02/2020 this leads up to a whole bunch of nuthin'. 08/25/2020 i really love dolls, y'all. 08/23/2020 glimmering 08/21/2020 what a world, what a world 08/19/2020 in which the person talks about their entire self. 08/18/2020 oh dear god. dearest god. god, my homeboy. bleh 08/16/2020 gribblefritz 07/28/2020 HEY DIARYLAND I LOVE YOU 10/01/2012 sekai ichi no otoko to yobareru tameni 06/13/2006 y helo thar 02/07/2006 sekai jiyuu ga TRAMPREEN 06/21/2005 very well. i'll love you and then eat you. 05/06/2005 blib 04/07/2005 it continues. 03/04/2005 OMG HEADING. 11/24/2004 happy day. 11/20/2004 :C 10/27/2004 a to-do list. 10/07/2004 krakatoa 09/23/2004 in the land of submarines 09/20/2004 shalom. 08/31/2004 nyurr nyahh nyii neh. 07/14/2004 oh yoshimi. they don't believe me. 06/23/2004 EBAY MOFO 06/01/2004 grain of sand 21 hands 05/21/2004 x-posting! 05/15/2004 click. 05/11/2004 bleh. 05/07/2004 blooogh 04/25/2004 blahblah ramblies! 04/24/2004 bastard. 04/10/2004 i'm a MEAN motherfucker, gonna eat your daddy's pussy TONIIIIIGHT! 04/07/2004 lazyass! 03/09/2004 'that sock baby.. is a sockbaby JESUS. socksaviour to the SOCKPEOPLE! and i'm gonna TAKE IT!' 03/01/2004 boom. 02/22/2004 break my bones. 01/23/2004 swayt jaysus! 01/04/2004 there's that blasted f-word again. 12/24/2003 cold wives and mistreses 12/09/2003 alack alas alors 12/02/2003 what? 11/10/2003 and oh yes. 11/09/2003 whatever. 11/05/2003 fuck off kat. 11/04/2003 get it over with already. 10/22/03 we sat in a circle all holding hands 10/19/2003 poly-morpheus 10/18/03 of laziness. 10/12/03 of artistic frustration. 10/8/03 this entry replaced by a long shriek. 10/1/03 YUCK 9/27/03 too ambitious to ever accomplish anything. 9/20/03 what the fuck are you on about child?? 9/9/03 ohhh ho ho my children. 9/3/03 jesus loves me this i know 8/26/03 poopy doo. 8/25/03 oh and... 8/25/03 oh fuck, i'm depressed again. 8/19/03 HOTDAMN 8/17/03 hooray! decay! 7/31/03 good for nothing but being everything that's bad 7/29/03 build me up buttercup 7/22/03 cough 7/17/03 lala lala lalaaa lala ladadadowww 7/05/03 drunken punchup at a wedding 7/04/03 we're rotten fruit 7/02/03 things to live for! 6/30/03 shrug 6/28/03 i sure do hate... stuff. 6/26/03 IN YO FACE SUCKA! 6/20/03 like OMG!!!11!1one 6/13/03 set fashion not follow 6/11/03 there might be something wrong with us. 6/8/03 get away from me. 5/27/03 maybe we're all insane. 05/25/2003 lawd a mercy, i loves that man. 5/22/03 i've lost a full third of my power. 5/17/03 obsessional coffee high 5/13/03 my back hurts. 5/1/03 i love sesshoumaru. 4/24/03 did i mention that i am HAPPY?! 4/21/03 men and dogs=satan 4/18/03 and... yeah. 4/18/03 but then... 4/18/03 relax. 4/11/03 stuck. 4/5/03 pain 4/02/03 it's too early. 3/30/03 i'm a fountain of blood, in the shape of a girl 3/26/03 i'm going to die. 3/22/03 war is over. 3/12/03 do i know you? HUH?! 3/2/03 fuck! what the fucking fuck? fuck. 2/27/03 bitch and moan and grumble and cry. 2/16/03 i'm okay; how are you? 2/15/03 thanks for asking, thanks for asking. 2/9/03 count the many times that i say FUCK in this entry. 2/5/03 kill me now! KILL ME NOW! 1/29/03 star wars AND jaws.. 1/26/03 jason says i should update. 1/18/03 the pjaegjr is mine. 1/14/03 brends, tomi, fat. 1/11/03 art and school... wish i could remove the 'and'... 1/6/03 white-a wall white-a wall white-a wall plaster 1/5/03 and oh yeah... 1/5/03 da niblets... da niblets... 1/5/03 my brain hurts. 01/04/03 DUDE! 12/30/02 ponderful. 12/28/02 baby got back 12/25/02 happy goddamned holidays. 12/23/02 kat the animal lover 12/12/02 i want a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and a... 12/7/02 i'm very scared right now. 12/03/02 art is just one letter away from what most people's opinions of it smell like. 11/30/02 meh. 11/24/02 huh huh huh... SHY-neee... 11/20/02 various shit... 11/19/02 a small reminder 11/9/02 working on it made me retarded... brutally retarded. 11/8/02 let's go up to the lobby and have ourselves a snack. 11/8/02 My Diaryland Trading Card 11/6/02 makin' homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream 10/28/02 dumb like a mOose 10/21/02 FUCK YOOZ, PIMP DADDY! bring on da weenies filled with cheez! 10/16/02 soydogs are a girl's best friends 10/13/02 in which she yells at one of the people in her head. 10/10/02 "i like to say quark. quark quark quark quark quark." "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" 10/6/02 i prefer silver. 10/3/02 no one here makes it out alive 10/1/02 come on fang... let's dance! 9/29/02 did i ever tell you that my cousin is the bluebird of happiness? 9/27/02 we want to give you the courage to go a different way. 9/23/02 brrrraaaaaaaiiinnnssssssss... 9/21/02 aneurism. 9/18/02 eek. 9/17/02 goodnight t.v. 9/16/02 pulled teeth! crack snap 2002-09-12 deelishus brominated vegetable oil. 2002-09-11 i am very goffic. 2002-09-10 i am marshmallow peep. smash my head, please. 2002-09-09 general langour. 2002-09-04 ise famous! 2002-09-03 "yes, we're here to sign up for the bitch list?' 'ohhh, bitches!' 2002-08-28 in the not-so-distant future, somewhere in time and space 2002-08-27 DUH?! 2002-08-26 textbook case for sigmund freud 2002-08-25 I LIKE CHICKENS, you guys! 2002-08-23 radio won't even play my jams 2002-08-21 do this smell? 2002-08-17 move a-side and let the man go through. let the man go through. 2002-08-16 ants in the carpet 2002-08-14 'that's what i do. i invented post-its.' 2002-08-13 so ladies! (yeah?) ladies! (yeah?) do you wanna get in my mercedes? (yeah!) 2002-08-13 i like big butts and i cannot lie! 2002-08-08 holy shit! we're off to see the fuckin' wizard, man! 2002-08-07 the pig accepts meeee! 2002-08-06 to all the girls i've loved before... 2002-08-03 you can never be too rich or too thin. 2002-08-01 i like taquitos! they're like a clown without a head! 2002-07-31 you teenaged BITCH! 2002-07-28 thick as thieves 2002-07-26 in which she gives COOKING ADVICE! MY GOD! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! 2002-07-25 i've got laser eyes! and i know what you're thinking! it comes as no surprise! christmas lights are blinking! 2002-07-24 what could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt? 2002-07-23 eggy-weggy oh so bright! eggy-weggy... ffuck you, satan! i eat your tuna! 2002-07-22 all that she said was true. 2002-07-21 HOLY FISH BALLOON! 2002-07-20 i'm mad. 2002-07-19 ARG! 2002-07-17 a dream is a wish your heart makes... 2002-07-13 don't say the electric chair's not good enough for king lazybones like myself 2002-07-12 yum-yum-doodle-dum-GODDAMNIT 2002-07-11 now i am in space! surely you are entertained! 2002-07-10 i'm going to prove the impossible really exists... 2002-07-09 she had her skates, didn't need lots of stuff; she didn't need it, but yeah, she still wanted some 2002-07-08 jujubes and pie!!! 2002-07-08 hello, dolly! (oh god, why did i just say that?!) 2002-07-06 she rock mopstyle, and leave the rest 2002-07-05 i'm flying! 2002-07-02 knowledge... draining... brain... poop. 2002-07-01 st. louise is listening. 2002-07-01 rollerboogie, motherfucker, rollerboogie, motherfucker, rollerboogie, motherfucker, rollerboogie, motherfucker... 2002-07-01 HOLY SHIT, KIDS! 2002-06-29 in which she dreams of liquor and once again mentions the staring. 2002-06-28 goddamn this noise inside my head! 2002-06-28 angst? where? what? 2002-06-26 you deny me freshmaker?! I DEMAND TO BE MINTY! 2002-06-25 i used to love the noises i heard in my head... 2002-06-24 cause this is MY united states of whatEVUH! 2002-06-22 mommy's ignoring you, honey. 2002-06-21 omega-town, mail, candy, and skool. rarrrrrr 2002-06-20 sticky wicket. 2002-06-19 tried to kill it all away, but i remember everything 2002-06-17 pity me. pity meeeee. 2002-06-15 la. 2002-06-15 NOT acceptable, library DRONE! 2002-06-12 good evening. 2002-06-12 good morning. 2002-06-11 i-ee am an anti-CHRISTuh, and i-ee am an anarCHISTuh 2002-06-10 fuckin' minty, i tells ya!! 2002-06-09 genghis khan, MD: 'this man has been MURDERED!' man: 'what are you talking about? i just have a rash!' 2002-06-08 mothers are trails on stars in the night. fathers are black holes that suck up the light. 2002-06-06 doo-ty-doo-ty-doo-ty-doo-ty-doo-ty-doo-ty-doo! 2002-06-04 "sometimes i worry about you, kat..." 2002-06-03 if you're so smart, EXPLAIN THIS, CLARISSA! POW! 2002-05-31 addendum. 2002-05-31 mommy! aaaaaargh! sploosh! 2002-05-29 try the stew... eez deelishus... 2002-05-28 still cries at a good film. 2002-05-26 alright, STOP. collaborate and LISten. 2002-05-19 who am i kidding, i'll never build a cat! 2002-05-18 oh, bloody hell. 2002-05-15 so. i like drawing hot girls. 2002-05-15 must've been something i ate... 2002-05-14 KILL IT KILL IT 2002-05-14 postcards. self-portraits. comic books. wooo. 2002-05-14 (a)my,my,my 2002-05-13 yaaaaaaaaayy! braaaaaaains! 2002-05-05 void where prohibited. 2002-05-04 dear COW, is gordie white REALLY GAY? 2002-05-03 meh. 2002-04-29 it's the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine. 2002-04-27 CHICKEN! i'm gonna EAT YOU! 2002-04-26 tell me a story about giant pigs! (another inane, insane entry.) 2002-04-26 sage advice from kat? ummmmm 2002-04-26 i also hate car crashes. 2002-04-24 child-hating, money to fuel my obsessions, and i've got laser eyes, HEY! 2002-04-23 "don't shit in my easter basket." 2002-04-23 damn it. 2002-04-22 i am so fooking fooking fooking hot. 2002-04-19 hate. 2002-04-19 yah, yah, i tink i stepped in soomtin'. oonsa oonsa oonsa oonsa 2002-04-15 aw, gawd, bawb. 2002-04-13 interesting. 2002-04-10 i b da debbil. 2002-04-09 the line from poly that i'll never forget: "well, i'd like to... but i've got these two huge penises growing out of my forehead." 2002-04-08 you don't like waffles? 2002-04-05 the sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a veritable nuclear furnace. 2002-04-04 A bobcat can eat as much chili as he wants but he aint gonna go crappin diamonds! 2002-04-03 shaggy's real name was norville rodgers. 2002-04-02 i accept this award!!! 2002-03-30 me and the squirrel are friends. 2002-03-28 no. 2002-03-11 no, i really do eat live chickens. 2002-03-02 oh shit! 2002-03-02 my entire life in nineteen pictures. 2002-02-23 well that's it then. i'm going to kill myself. yes. 2002-02-21 junk. 2002-02-18 amy, self-portraits, katpackages, money troubles, squeedly spooches. 2002-02-17 what? me obsessed? 2002-02-17 let me just SEETHE with my obsessiveness, thank you. 2002-02-16 dear die-ary, 2002-02-14 i love you all. but i wll devour every last one of you. no... really. 2002-02-12 a few thoughts on the subject by a little... n-nothing. 2002-02-10 clearances are a girl's best friend. 2002-02-08 happiness is a warm gun. 2002-02-05 look, mummy! i'm papageno from "the magic flute"! 2002-02-04 umm... i don't really know what's going on here. 2002-02-03 awww. Mariloon got a kitter cat. 2002-02-02 stop googlin' at meh. 2002-02-01 she walks. she listens to stuff. she feels a bit better. 2002-01-27 she can't wake up. 2002-01-26 LOOKOUT! moonpie. 2002-01-23 pagemaking lust, templates, my various web projects, renewed vigor. 2002-01-23 how doomy this layout be. 2002-01-19 give me back my ZIM. 2002-01-15 i don't think i have to explain. 2002-01-09 sickish. sadish. deadish. 2002-01-06 i'd like to stop vomiting now, please. 2002-01-06 good lord! she has a fACe??? (and birthday cake for Mariloon) 2002-01-03 umm...... 2002-01-02 i am a spy moose. 2002-01-01 where she went, what she did, what is happening now. 2001-12-31 weight gain! ketchup packets! sleepovers! makeup! 2001-12-28 she curses, she watches cable television, she gets paid, and she is brilliant, my preciousssssss. 2001-12-26 chrimmah peeps! 2001-12-22 no doubt, dickheads, and advice. 2001-12-21 whIZbang!!! 2001-12-20 scary indeed. 2001-12-17 happy pills and tampons. 2001-12-15 lost tomboyism, site revamping, more cliched gothic depression. 2001-12-14 life with a computer, color schemes, hectic library work. 2001-12-11 nobody loves me, the computer is gone, and i hate everything. 2001-12-04 stupors, corsets, refurbished barbie dolls. 2001-11-30 i had the chance. 2001-11-30 no template making, harry potter, Sainted Fake Cheese, satan worship. 2001-11-23 poetry, depression, the evil grandchild, bracelets again. 2001-11-21 shivering, amy love, bracelets, and chris cornell. 2001-11-20 oh. so. tired. (with nothing to say but rubbish) 2001-11-19 happy nny. 2001-11-17 tour ebay wif kat, who obsesses muchly!! 2001-11-15 uh, waiter; yes, i'd like the pierced breast of lex, please. 2001-11-15 i like the spark. 2001-11-13 isn't it oblivious? 2001-11-12 the dam broke. 2001-11-10 life-weary child. so melodramatic. 2001-10-17 i don't like the drugs but the drugs like me 2001-10-08 i know i'm slipping... i know i'm slipping away... 2001-10-05 please excuse me, i have explosive diarrhea 2001-10-04 that was one hell of a molotov cocktail. 2001-10-01 bitter kitty cemetery ho. 2001-9-29 attention. 2001-6-28 so tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for you-oo-ou 2001-5-17 impossible, you say? not until you have tried snoojy puffs! 2001-3-03 is the anybody going to listen to my story? 2001-1-07 they say jump, you say how high? 2000-12-17 horse piddle. 2000-11-29 fight. fight. fight. fight. 2000-10-14 "well fuck YOU, mr bear!!!" 2000-9-17 and then he pulled a fork out right in FRONT of me! 2001-11-07 raspy empythrees, awefullness, katpackages, human hair paintbrushes. 2001-11-06 hero interrogation & my impromptu haircut 2001-11-04 how i love my rasputina. 2001-11-03 oh, norma jean. 2001-11-02 if only my bed had huge knashing teeth. 2001-10-27 the lesson! ooooooh!! 2001-10-25 GOOOUUUUUUGE!