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2002-04-26/ sage advice from kat? ummmmm


toofy:
as a fellow fair-skinned child and former resident of florduh, i tell you -

1) buy a nice old-fashioned wide-brimmed sunhat. one you can maybe poke a scarf through to tie under your chin.

2) take your favoritest thick novel and a big bag of twizzlers.

3) jeans and t-shirts will work, just don't stay in the glaring sun too long. duh. :D

4) the alligators won't bother you. they're fun. yay. on the off-chance that one starts chasing you, run zig-zag away from it. hee. you may see some sunning themselves on people's lawns, but this is normal. dogs only go missing every once in a while.

5) if you go to a restaurant that offers key lime pie, eeeeat it. yum.

and. yeah.

you could even drop by and visit me! (ha.)
florduh is fun, but i wouldn't want to live there.

lots of tlc videos on now... hmph...

11:10 a.m. E
kat*~

2002-04-26/ i also hate car crashes.


shit! now left eye is dead!! stop dying, people! arrrrrr.

:C

10:55 a.m. E
kat*~

2002-04-24/ child-hating, money to fuel my obsessions, and i've got laser eyes, HEY!


sarah! i hate kids too. but my job does not permit me to show that general hatred. though there are a few that are actual darlings that i can tolerate(but after too long, my throat closes up and my fingers start to itch). the other week one little awful bastard (anyone would have thought he was, don't think i'm evil. no, wait, i've told you i'm evil... no, wait, what do i care? yay!) kept being a little awful bastard and he was THERE ALL DAY... something was said, somethingsomething, and he says to me, he says, "listen here, young lady, i can come back there and hurt you!"
you little bastard! i think.
so i told him i had big feet i could kick him with and he goes and gets me in tiny trouble with the bosslady.
the liTTLE baSTARD. **gnashes teeth**

anyway. i should get a nicey nice check this month... arrr. and with some of that moneys, i shall buy this. adorable. yesyes. squeek. (goddamn. overly obsessive be i. arrrrrr)

awww, suffragette!

11:35 p.m.
kat*~





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