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6/20/03/ like OMG!!!11!1one


**cries and cries**

5:08 p.m. E
kat*~

6/13/03/ set fashion not follow


yes.. i've become an incredibly vain thing. yes. that mouth is mine.

umm... notable things i guess...

inducted into the 'honors society' at school. whatever that is and will do for me.
making a secret thing. it's all secret and stuff.
got a 'series of unfortunate events' magic 8 ball off ebay. how i love this thing. **asks it** will i ever find true happiness? **it answers** CONCENTRATE AND GO AWAY
two week break from school coming up. um. yeah.
still haven't unpacked.
lexi is back! joy.
comma key still dead.
gettin' fatter.
tired. want to die.

mmmmmyep.

1:03 a.m. E
kat*~

6/11/03/ there might be something wrong with us.


frilly chinbob: ohhh ho ho.. the hurtin' i wanted to apply in that theater.
heartshapedskull: the unspeakable hunger was upon you, huh?
frilly chinbob: i kept myself in check. i wanted to see the movie.
heartshapedskull: you coulda been all sneaky about it.
frilly chinbob: i supposed i could have crushed a few tracheas at least. but it was late.
heartshapedskull: some killer you turned out to be.
frilly chinbob: i'm sorry.
if it was a bigger city where i could be less conspicuous, or if i was superman, maybe... and here the people wouldn't appreciate it.
heartshapedskull: you could rule them if you wanted to. rule them with the constant fear of head-consumption.
frilly chinbob: hmmm. **strokes chin in contemplation**
but who would WANT to rule them?
and i'm so lazy.
heartshapedskull: you could make them do your bidding. that is, if you have any bidding to do.
frilly chinbob: hmm.. i would like a palatial mansion built entirely with the bones of the innocent...
heartshapedskull: yeah. guilty bones are always so brittle.
frilly chinbob: innocent bones tend to be younger, therefore more flexible.
heartshapedskull: true.
heartshapedskull: i want a house built from nothing but OLD innocent bones.
frilly chinbob: those just might be stronger.

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frilly chinbob: oh, i thought we were talking of raw flesh here.
heartshapedskull: well, sure. if you don't mind the diseases.
frilly chinbob: i tend to just leave the head for the cats and go for the chops.
heartshapedskull: i did that for a while, but the faces just creeped me out. the cats took so long to eat them away.
frilly chinbob: that's why you've got to throw 'em out back and call the cats there.
heartshapedskull: but they're so FINICKY.
frilly chinbob: don't you have a bonfire pit though? just roll them on in there with a stick once the cats have done with them.
heartshapedskull: no, bonfires are strongly discouraged in the city.
frilly chinbob: ahhh. you need a woodchipper then.

7:24 p.m. E
kat*~





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