2002-05-19/ who am i kidding, i'll never build a cat!
deadish:wreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TheWanderer:your shrieky banshee cries frighten me
*hides in a shoebox*
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TheWanderer:a play in several lines -
Self: hold me.
Self: No.
Self: I kill you
Self *explodes*
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TheWanderer:your wig offends me
even now.
deadish:**inhales wig through left nostril**
what wig? how dare you make such an accusation.
TheWanderer:*shakes fist at self*
HOW COULD YOU? SELF?
*explodes*
deadish:**points finger and laughs liverly**
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deadish:i am working on the best barbie in the whole universe?
TheWanderer:she squooshed one of my bootcheeks
the whole thing was very awkward
I am now known as Bun
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deadish:that tuna looks fresh.
TheWanderer:shoot it.
deadish:**shoots tuna for getting fresh**
**smiles and teeth make sparkly noise**
TheWanderer:*smiles and teeth make fart noise*
deadish:STINKY BREATH
try sparkly noise gum.
**holds up hand grenade painted with pretty colors**
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deadish:**cries for fifteen years, then settles down with a rabid fox and starts a do-it-yourself fish building business underground**
TheWanderer:wuurroooooooooooooo
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cdeadish:catfish jesus says, "love thy fishsticks."
TheWanderer:look out for him
you know
Wiggins on the waterfront
look out
for him
also gramma
deadish:i will feed him crabapples and vinegar?
TheWanderer:also crackers
deadish:NO
no crackers for him.
NEVER.
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TheWanderer:I made up a new slang word, yo
'stead of sayin' wig you say TOOP
deadish:WOOHOO
as in sling on yo' TOOP we's goin' for some chitlins?
TheWanderer:sho 'nuff
or for example you could say
" I sho am drivin this TOOP to work, sho nuff"
deadish:hawhaw flingsby
you is funny.
TheWanderer:moo
deadish:i can pitch a cow faster'n anybody.
TheWanderer:snaggardly, m'boy, just plain snaggardly.
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(yay! a very LONG conversation!)=
12/23/01 1:26 AM to 2:08
deadish:**weeps marzipan**
TheWanderer:wooch
deadish:marzipan is tasty. yum?
TheWanderer:I'm not at liberty to divulge that kind of information
deadish:gASp
dare you keep such secrets from me
and EYE, EYE am your RULER.
TheWanderer:no I answer only to the Lollipop King
deadish:you will not WILL NOT
i am the queen of frips and squeeches. and you will obey only meeEE
for i regulate just HOW MANY frips AND squeeches one can have per DAY.
TheWanderer:I've already had well beyond my fair share of such things
I've even eaten all of your frips and squeeches and such
deadish:what! WHAT!
those frips were needed for jock itch! and the squeECHes for rectal POLYPS!
how shall the itchy jocks and polypy rectums survive NOW???
TheWanderer:only with the cocoa puffs
of which I have devoured all of them cocoa puffs!
deadish:SHITAKE!!
SHITAKE, I SAY!!! shitake.
TheWanderer:evile
deadish:you are.
TheWanderer:I might very well
bee
deadish:you is. so say i!
i have a headache. and a cold. aww.
TheWanderer:shoost both with a shootygun
deadish:may i use a bangygun?
TheWanderer:only one that wears a tophat
deadish:but my bangygun only owns a bowler!
heAVens!
TheWanderer:I know
I KNOW
deadish:how dare you.
are you hiding in my trashcan, that you would knOW such a thing??
TheWanderer:*noises from trashcan*
no.....
deadish:then it will not matter if i pour this liquid hot RASPBERRY JELLO in the trashcan?
TheWanderer:yes it will, but not because I'm in it...
because it's.... WIRED TO EXPLODE! yeah that's it...
*trashcan looks around nervously*
deadish:NO!
i must detonate the trashcan then! allow me to get some nitro glycerin.
TheWanderer:noooooooooo
*trashcan sprouts legs and runs off*
deadish:**shoots off trachcan legs with her bowler-wearing bangygun**
TheWanderer:*trashcan makes screamy noises*
deadish:what? a SCREAMY-NOISE MAKING trashcan?
**rubs stubbly chin and thinks about circuses and back-alley tours**
TheWanderer:*blood pours out of leg stumps*
*trashcan becomes quiet and lays still*
deadish:oh, now we can't have my screamy trashcan dying from blood loss!
**cauterizes stumps with red hot poker**
now can we?
TheWanderer:*traschan still silent*
*flies buzz around leg stumps*
*funny smell comes from trash can*
deadish:**pokes trashcan with a stick**
ah well. who would pay to see a screamy noise making trash can with legs anyway?
**dresses a cat in a tuxedo** now tHIs will bring the dough rollin' in!
TheWanderer:*curses*
deadish:**puts tap shoes on cat**
**watches cat flick feet and hobble around**
haw haw haw, that's rich.
TheWanderer:noooooooooo
you and your smelly cat
deadish:hEy!
ain't nobody can call my cat smELLEH!
i reck'n you is itchin' fer a brawl.
TheWanderer:I is
or mebbe I'm just itchy
deadish:i reck'n i'll just put this here tuxedo on YOU.
don them tap shoes, jimbo!
TheWanderer:*wears too small tuxedo*
*dons the tap shoes*
*starts a tappin*
WOO!
deadish:DANCE ITCHY BOY
**people appear from nowhere to clap and throw cold, hard small change**
TheWanderer:*screeches from hurting change*
deadish:HAW HAW HAW
**heats pennies in a sauce pan**
TheWanderer:oooooh warm.
deadish:is it taffy-pulling time yet?
TheWanderer:it's always time for pullin that taffy
deadish:yay! taffy is tasty.
puffles?
TheWanderer:oooh yessir
deadish:i'll tell you a secret.
(i'm one of the sooperfriends.)
TheWanderer:which one?
deadish:um... thuuuh.... that... one.
you know, with the... the powers and... hair. yeah.
TheWanderer:not that one.
please not that one
deadish:YES.
that one.
TheWanderer:horribibble
deadish:BWAHAHAHAHA me feets, pappy.
that's a good quote.
**quotes too much**
TheWanderer:noooooooo
deadish:gr...granpappy?
TheWanderer:yarrr that I be
deadish:yayyy! granpappy!
can i have some gum, granpappy??
TheWanderer:NO
I ettid it all on the way here
whippersnapper
deadish:aw SHIT, granpappy!!!
i wants me some GUM, granpappy! GUM, GRANPAPPY!!!
TheWanderer:nawp
you get sand
that's awl you git
deadish:**sullenly takes sand**
**grinds it between her teeth loudly**
**is left with only naked gums**
TheWanderer:HAWHAW
that was my plan all along!
deadish:**morose**
TheWanderer:to you I say wiffles
deadish:cat liTter.
TheWanderer:yummeeeee
deadish:faith an' begorrah!!
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deadish:wiener dogs and pie?
TheWanderer:hooray!
11:43 PM E
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